Alex Dupre quotes from One Tree Hill

Alex

He has big hands…probably has a big thingy.

Alex

I think it’s so great that you make designer clothes for plus size girls. I never knew it was based on you, but I think that’s so sweet.

Brooke

Uh, no. I’m normal sized.

Alex

I know, but I have the best diet for you! You’re so going to lose that weight. I know there were more. What else?

But the shower…

Alex

I like to leave it on…I like the sound of the rain.

Yeah you understand that he’s Brooke’s serious boyfriend?

Alex

She’s dating a PA?

He’s not a PA. He’s a producer.

Alex

A producer? Like a film producer?

I mean a PA. He’s a PA.

Alex

No, he’s a producer! Julian. Julian Baker.

Victoria

Oh, so you’re the has-been actress we’re overpaying?

Alex

Oh I’ve heard about you. You’re the mean bitch who used to be a big deal here, but you’re not here anymore, so now you’re just a mean bitch!

Brooke

Julian.

Julian

Hi.

Alex

Hey, here you go.

Brooke

Alex.

Alex

You guys should talk. I'll... go.

Brooke

All day long I've been trying to figure out how to get past the you-and-Alex thing, and here you are...Together. You are always together.

Julian

Brooke, I bumped into her tonight.

Brooke

Of course.

Julian

It's always about Alex! Just stop it, Brooke!

Brooke

I will as soon as you stop acting like it's in my head! It's not!

Julian

Yes, it is!

Brooke

I saw you with her in the hospital, sitting by her bed, holding her hand. That was not in my head!

Julian

She tried to kill herself. I'm her friend.

Brooke

It was more than that. I was there!

Julian

How dare you? I am here in tree hill for you, and it's not good enough. You just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, waiting for this not to work.

Brooke

I don't want to fight. I just wanted to talk.

Julian

Yet here we are fighting. And I'm getting really tired of fighting. You know, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm the guy who needs to save people. That's my issue. But I'm also the guy who loves you. I'm the guy you pushed away when you found out you couldn't have kids. I'm the guy you can't trust no matter much I tell you to. And that's your issue, Brooke. I'm never gonna be able to make that stop for you.

Brooke

So what are you saying?

Julian

I'm saying...maybe right now, you need to work on you, and I need to work on me. You've got your new line, and...I'm making a movie...with Alex. I should concentrate on that...Goodbye, Brooke.

Alex

Who’s your favorite director?

Julian

John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision.

You know what's good on a black eye?

Alex

If you say, "raw meat," I will tear out your tonsils, tie off your weiner bag, and castrate you like a bull.

Alex

Lets make it a dare.

Chase

Okay. Loser plays the next hole in their underwear.

Alex

Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.

Haley

Let's retrace your steps. What did you guys do last night?

Brooke

I don't remember. I don't remember anything. I don't even remember Sylvia crashing.

Sylvia

I did not crash. I came by to drop off a gift, and you all insisted that I stay. I had barely gotta through the door before someone handed me some eugh hippy energy drink.

Quinn

I love that drink!

Haley

I knew those drinks were bad new. What was in those!

Alex

I don't know, energy... I will call and find out.

Brooke

Thank you.

Alex

Okay so this is one of those good new bad news things. The good news is that the drinks were perfectly healthy... Unless you mix them with alcohol. That was the bad news.

Brooke

I am gonna kill you.

Quinn

Okay no no no. You probably already made her pay for it with the black eye.

Quinn

Found it!

Brooke

My ring?

Quinn

Millie's hoe tag.

Alex

Ho tag? It's called a tramp stamp.

Quinn

Oh then why don't you have one?

Haley

I have one.

Jamie

You know, I do believe in magic... I was born and raised in a magic time... in a magic town... among magicians... Most everybody else didn’t realize we lived in that web of magic, connected by the silver filaments of chance and circumstance, but I knew it all along. See? This is my opinion; we all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside of us. We are born able to sing to birds and read clouds, and see our destiny in grains of sand…but then we get the magic educated right out of our souls. We get it churched out, washed out, spanked out, and combed out. We get put on the straight and narrow and told to be responsible. Told to act our age. And you know why we were told that? Because the people doing the telling were afraid of our wildness and youth, and because the magic we knew made them ashamed and sad of what they’d allowed to wither in themselves. After you go so far away from it, you can’t really get it back. You can have seconds of it, just seconds of knowing and remembering...

Alex

When people get weepy in movies, it’s because in that dark theater, the golden pool of magic is touched, just briefly…

Mouth

then they come out into the hard sun of logic and reason again, and it dries up, and they’re left feeling a little heart sad, and not knowing why...

Haley

When a song stirs a memory...

Quinn

when motes of dust turning in a shaft of light takes your attention from the world...

Dan

when you listen to a train passing on a track at night in the distance, and you wonder where it might be going...

Brooke

you step beyond who you are and where you are...

Jamie

for the briefest of instance, you have stepped into the magic realm. That’s what I believe