Breanna quotes from One on One

Breanna

(mimicking Arnaz) Come on Bre. Lets relive the 80's. Its gonna be a stone cold groove.

Arnaz

Oh. Ok Ms. "You know." Uh-huh Uh-huh.

Arnaz

I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!

Spirit

Are you as disgusted as I am?

Breanna

Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

Breanna

That was really cool of you, Arnaz. Maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room.

Arnaz

Dang, Breanna. Do you really wanna know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom? Nothing! In fact, she broke up with me, and hasn't spoken to me since. You happy?

Nicole

Breanna we got to go. We need to buy you some winter panties.

Breanna

I know she did not just say panties. Dang I miss my dad.

Arnaz

Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you dont' wanna say anyth-

Breanna

(kisses Arnaz)

Arnaz

If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed. Poppyseed tastes good.

Breanna

you talk to much

Spirit

I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to

Breanna

*Nothing*

Spirit

I can't believe that WE'VE been hanging out with the girl ARNAZ lost his virginity to

Breanna

*Nothing*

Spirit

I CAN'T BELIEVE-

Breanna

Enough Spirit! I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to.

Arnaz

Breanna its me! Open up!

Breanna

Oh no. What do I say?

Spirit

How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?

Breanna

No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!

Arnaz

Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

Breanna

*in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

Arnaz

No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio

Breanna

*in British accent* That went very well don't you think?

Spirit

Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

Breanna

*in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

I'm funky. You're funky. We're fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-funky.

Spirit

It's my momma.

Breanna

It's my daddy.

Arnaz

It's my Duane.

Breanna

Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.

Flex

Thank you, Jesus!

Breanna

But Arnaz is coming with me.

Flex

Why me, Jesus?