Victor
I've got a spider in my flies. Look at that; there he goes, just struggling to get in through the buttonhole.
Margaret
Are you sure he's not struggling to get out?
Victor
There's nothing inside there that a spider wouldn't want to see.
Margaret
I expect. Be at home among the cobwebs.
Victor
[last lines] [to Margaret] You were always my first choice.
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