And you, you smug-faced bloody vandals!
He's [Victor] the most sensitive person I've ever met, and that's why I love him and why I constantly want to ram his head through a television screen.
Who is she?! Have you, have you been-?! Tell me you haven't been sleeping with this! Who is she?!
[confused, stammering for an explanation] I, I thought it was you! [Margaret's expression becomes one of offended outrage]
[offended] Thank you very much! I mean, where did she come from?! And what on earth is she doing? AND WHY THE BLOODY HELL AM I WHISPERING?! This is my bedroom! I mean, this is the end to a perfect week, isn't it?! To come home, and find your husband has taken up necrophilia!
Do you know what's actually worse than warm champagne?
BBen
No.
No, I really don't think you do.
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