One Foot In The Grave · Season 3
“The Worst Horror of All (6)” · Season 3
In this episode: Victor (3)
Sloppiness and bad manners just won't do. Do you understand what I'm saying?
[with poorly concealed menace] Yes. Right. I do understand what you're saying, and I'm very sorry.
[contemptuously] I should think so.
[louder] Yes, I'm very sorry because I'm afraid I'm going to have to throw your toupee down the drain! (does so)
I'm sorry neither of you have managed to master the mechanics of a door handle. That must be very complicated for you with your limited brain power. [to the woman] Oh, and do forgive me for not getting the fur coat out. Because if you hadn't chopped its legs off, it could have climbed out on its own. [to the man] You asked me if I wanted to go on working here. Well if it means sucking up to odious bastards like you two every day, then I think I'd rather remain unemployed, thank you very much!
[says at the end just before he opens the kitchen door to discover Ronnie & Mildred there] At least we’ve escaped from the worst horror of all.
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