[shouting from an open window, wielding a metal coat hanger] You callous coldhearted thieving bastards! Help you with a couple of points?! I'll help you straight onto this point when I see you! I'll bloody well tear your liver out and feed it to the cat, you see if I don't!
We can't leave it here (A cow with a back leg slightly damaged)
No, I'll just slip in the freezer with the beef burgers.
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