[on the topic of Christmas shopping] I rather fancy having every bone in my body crushed to a pulp today, perhaps I'll go down WHSmith and spend five minutes in the book department.
“Who's Listening? (7)” · Season 2
In this episode: Victor (4)
[to Margaret] [their room is full of garden gnomes] It's like sleeping in bloody Snow White's cottage.
All the miseries in the world seem a hundred times worse at Christmas.
[talking Margaret about Christmas] I don't suppose there was ever any magic in it. Only in old films with Jimmy Stewart, never in real life.
MMeldrew
[talking about Cilla Black] She's got a very infectious laugh. Victor Meldrew: So has a hyena with anthrax.
RCReverend Croker
[to Margaret & Victor] Faith is absolute or it's nothing at all.
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