I was force fed Weetabix puree and sentenced to death, an average day really.
“Love and Death (5)” · Season 2
In this episode: Victor (3)
Unbelievable!
[to Margaret] Well I can't lie like this forever, can I? Like a bed-ridden Dalek.
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