[to Larry] Not everyone has the emotional and intellectual resource to search for God in a supercollider.
S4 E16Atomic No. 33
I hate to break this up, but I was about to pass out from the marker fumes.
Ah, yes, that would be the lemon. I told you it was too much.
[sniffing the pen] I like it.
It smells like a urinal cake.
Oh boy, that's the fourth security camera we passed since they buzzed us through the gate.
Extremist in Orwellian paranoia as well as stunted religious beliefs.
MEM.E. Ridenhour
We all have normal levels of heavy metal like arsenic or mercury in our bodies. Hair shows abnormal dosages.
Even a year later?
MEM.E. Ridenhour
They dug up Napoleon and it worked on him, so yeah, I think we still got a window here.
"Was gonna wait for the fire department to get here, but uh Granger made me look bad by running in there."
"Ah."
"Right the reluctant hero, hey, at least you got to carry the girl."
S4 E17Pay to Play
Her parents were both schooled here. They raised her here. I'm sure they're very intelligent, cosmopolitan people.
They tried to arrange a marriage for her.
Yeah, that had slipped my mind.
I haven't heard of any of these artists, and it's not like I've been living in a cave.
No, just a space station and a monastery ... and – oh yeah! – the steam tunnels.
Point taken.
I didn't say it was rational, it just feels weird.
My Dad knows you spend the night. That's never been weird.
Well, it's weird now, thank you very much.
Hey, Larry. How was the departmental breakfast?
It was less than stellar. I was running late, and the only available seat was next to Professor Heinslose.
The slurper.
You know, all he had was the fruit plate, and he was deafening.
I'm in!
Oh yeah, you're in. But you must realise of course, that now you have to marry her.
S4 E18When Worlds Collide
[to Don] You and I have two very different world views, and that's fine. But now you're crossing into my world and making assumptions about how people like me can or should work.
I have to confess, this whole business of rearranging DNA to suit human needs, I find very exciting; in this rather ... life-threatening, world-ending sort of way.
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