My circle tangent joke went right over the senator's head.
S3 E14Take Out
S3 E15End of Watch
Byzantines fighting side by side with Cowboys and Indians?
I had an imaginative childhood.
S3 E16Contenders
[showing his laptop monitor to David and Colby] Now, this is Professor Stanley Novich, and this is where the door to his lab used to be.
What do you mean, "used to be"?
I had one of my Dad's contractor friends bring in a crew last night. They drywalled his doorway, they painted it to match the wall. [sniggers]
The dude has always made me crazy. Ever know anyone like that?
Well, you know Charlie, right?
S3 E17One Hour
You want to feel better? Take a pill. You want to get right? Face the truth.
Coffee?
Ah, yeah. Er, no. Yeah, sure.
Maybe decaf.
[to Bradford, screaming] I'm their boss. It's not my job to trust them, it's their job to trust me!
Good thing I stretched this morning.
CLChe Lobo
What are you doing?
If you show up at the drop, he's gonna kill you. If I show up, at least there's a chance he'll settle for the money
CLChe Lobo
Maybe he'll kill you too.
I know, doesn't seem fair does it? [Colby starts running with duffel bag of cash]
S3 E18Democracy
Great! Now I have two jaded, world-weary sons!
And this one's got a shrink to prove it.
Unless there's a self-perpetuating element involved, like, er, nano-technology. Okay, you know when you stack up champagne glasses and fill them with champagne. You only pour the champagne into the top glass, and then it overflows to the others. It requires resources applied in one location, then it spreads.
Oh, good God, another one?
Hey, do me a favour. Go find Dr. Finch. Tell her we need a priority run on the super computer, and, you know, be convincing.
I'll tell her the fate of democracy's at stake.
I like that.
S3 E19Pandora's Box
Yeah, relax, you got the fifth best shot in the country covering your ass.
[relaxes his hand and makes his hands shake] Hey, fourth. You don't wanna ask how I moved up one spot.
I can't believe it. Right in the middle of my lecture!
Charlie, I'm as embarrassed as you are.
You were snoring!
[after threading a kill shot through two closed pickup truck cab windows and a suspect's skull] That oughtta move me up to number three.
[Suspect runs out of apartment building and jumps in car]
[taps on window with a gun] Bet I can pull the trigger before you hit the gas.
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