Colby Granger quotes from Numb3rs

David Sinclair

"Was gonna wait for the fire department to get here, but uh Granger made me look bad by running in there."

Don Eppes

"Ah."

Colby Granger

"Right the reluctant hero, hey, at least you got to carry the girl."

Colby Granger

[to Ian Edgerton] "What are you doing here?"

Ian Edgerton

"I caught up with an escaped convict in Riverside, tonight I fly out of LAX to Oslo, fugitive stockbroker."

Colby Granger

"So you came down here to taunt us with your lack of availability?"

David Sinclair

In a world where mathematicians go mano a mano with a killer.

Colby Granger

This time it's personal.

Charlie Eppes

It sounds like they created a classic game theory scenario, doesn't it?

Marshell Pentfield

Yes, it does. "Johnny von Neumann", the old three man gunfight.

Colby Granger

A mathematical gunfight, huh?

Marshell Pentfield

Imagine a duel between three people. Now, I'm the worst shot. I hit the target once every three tries.

Marshell Pentfield

One of my opponents is better. Hits it twice every three shots.

Marshell Pentfield

The third guy is a dead shot. He never misses. Now, each gets one shot. As the worst, I go first. Then Charlie, then Colby. Who do I aim for, for my one shot?

Colby Granger

I guess me 'cause I'm the biggest danger, right?

Marshell Pentfield

[makes a gun shooting motion toward Charlie] I shoot Eppsey first, but not for the obvious reasons. Chances are two to one I'm going to miss.

Charlie Eppes

And now it's my turn. Logic says I shoot Colby. [makes shooting motion toward Colby]

Colby Granger

Right, 'cause if I'm still standing, I'm gonna shoot you, and I don't miss.

Charlie Eppes

Exactly.

Marshell Pentfield

As the worst, I use the two better shooters against each other.

Colby Granger

I seem like a roast beef kind of guy to you?

David Sinclair

I won't discuss another man's meat.

Colby Granger

[about the way David is handling Liz] You better hope you don't have a daughter.

David Sinclair

What are you talking about?

Colby Granger

Imagine how you're gonna be, when she turns sixteen!

David Sinclair

[about Charlie] He's working on a theory.

Colby Granger

Serial killer, and nobody noticed but him.

Nikki Betancourt

How'd he figured?

Colby Granger

Signals from deep space?

Colby Granger

This er... dead Jack in the box, his name is Greg Berlin.

Don Eppes

That's our best lead. Let's get on it then?

Nikki Betancourt

We could, but I'm pretty sure it's a dead end.

David Sinclair

[about Nikki predicting where to find a body before] Here we go again, 'The Amazing Nikki'.

Zombie with a gun, waiting for words that will never come!

Colby Granger

You mentioned that already. In the car, during processing and in the elevator.

Charlie Eppes

You know, in some circles I'm considered very funny.

Colby Granger

FBI circles?

Colby Granger

Why do I feel like I'm in a Scooby-Doo cartoon?

Nikki Betancourt

Jinkies, Fred, I don't know.

Ian Edgerton

There's two things you got to understand about me, Granger. Number one, I didn't kill Costello.

Colby Granger

And two?

Ian Edgerton

There's no way I'm going to jail.

Colby Granger

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you're already here.

Charlie Eppes

[about old bills] There are four in one bag. Do you guys realise what the odds are here?

Colby Granger

No, but I'm guessing we're about to find out.

Liz Warner

[after getting shot at through their car] I wanna get my hands on that guy.

Colby Granger

Never mind that guy. I wanna get that gun.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"At the request of the bride and groom, I’ll keep my remarks short and not technical. Well, as you all know, the four fundamental forces of physics: electromagnetism, strong nuclear interaction, weak nuclear interaction, and gravity."

Colby Granger

"So I wonder what the technical version sounds like?"

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"I heard that. We’ve been talking here about the forces that bind the universe. But what binds humans? Love. Powerful in small spaces, yet with profound effect on distance. Love defies time, outliving both its source, and its object. Love is faster than light, for light requires time in order to travel through space. But love reaches its object instantaneously. Love journeys forever, into infinity. And it’s here, binding together two lives. Can we have the rings? Symbolic of eternity, and rendered in a beautiful element. Amita Ramanujan, do you take Charles Edward Eppes to be your husband?

Amita Ramanujan

"Yes, I do."

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"Charles Edward Eppes, do you take Amita Ramanujan to be your wife?"

"I do."

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"I pronounce you: husband and wife."