Colby Granger quotes from Numb3rs

Colby Granger

[to David Sinclair as they walk into a Chinese strip club] We're the only white people in here.

David Sinclair

Yes ... [looks at Granger] we are.

Colby Granger

You kiddin' me? Fleinhardt and Megan?

David Sinclair

Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.

Colby Granger

So everybody knows?

David Sinclair

Everybody knows now.

Colby Granger

Can't believe she didn't tell me.

Ian Edgerton

Anyone else following this?

Colby Granger

You just nodd your head and wait for the punchline.

Colby Granger

You know what this place kinda reminds me of?

David Sinclair

Let me guess, Blade Runner.

Colby Granger

Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.

Charlie Eppes

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Colby Granger

No.

David Sinclair

Look at me, look at me. Carlos, look at me! I don't wanna do anything. Just wanna talk to you, okay? Give me two minutes, [then] go on you do whatever you got to do, okay?

[looks at him] Just talk?

David Sinclair

Just wanna talk!

You lied to me!

Colby Granger

David, apologize to the man for saving his life!

Don Eppes

[seeing Charlie in his tux] Nice. Very ... ah ...

Charlie Eppes

James Bond?

Colby Granger

No.

Charlie Eppes

Yeah, no, I didn't think so either.

Colby Granger

Good thing I stretched this morning.

What are you doing?

Colby Granger

If you show up at the drop, he's gonna kill you. If I show up, at least there's a chance he'll settle for the money

Maybe he'll kill you too.

Colby Granger

I know, doesn't seem fair does it? [Colby starts running with duffel bag of cash]

David Sinclair

Manager says he's a model tenant. Quiet, pays his rent on time.

Colby Granger

Yeah, and the Son of Sam's the Employee of the Month.

Charlie Eppes

I know how to trap this guy.

Colby Granger

Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?

Colby Granger

You can't just keep going around telling everybody you're fine.

Charlie Eppes

Well, obviously, I'm not fine.

Colby Granger

That's why you got to do something about it. It doesn't matter how scared you were. It doesn't matter if you wet your pants, man. There's nobody out here who's gonna hear it.

It's just sex, guys.

Colby Granger

We'll see how you feel when you become someone's cell block bitch.

Colby Granger

Yeah. Colby, go down the elevator shaft. Colby, jump in the bay. Hey, Colby, climb the Sixth Street Bridge.

David Sinclair

I went out on the bridge with you, okay?

Megan Reeves

At least it's not porn.

David Sinclair

That would be Granger's computer.

Colby Granger

Only on Saturday nights.

Liz Warner

Okay, so you're thinking if Ferraro and Porter are trained to act in a certain way, we'll be able to predict what their next move will be?

Colby Granger

Yeah. Maybe Charlie will be able to slap it into one of those algorithmic, geo-profiling, hot-zone hot-pocket deals.

Don Eppes

Put it just like that when you ask him.