Alan Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Charlie Eppes

I can't believe it. Right in the middle of my lecture!

Alan Eppes

Charlie, I'm as embarrassed as you are.

Charlie Eppes

You were snoring!

Charlie Eppes

Hey, how you doin', I'm Charlie.

Sari Kinshasa.

Alan Eppes

And I'm Alan.

Hello. You're FBI agents?

Charlie Eppes

I'm an FBI consultant.

Alan Eppes

I'm an FBI ... dad.

Alan Eppes

Look at this workload of mine. How do these kids do it?

Charlie Eppes

They're kids.

Charlie Eppes

[watching the elevators] If we were to stand here for several hours ...

Alan Eppes

Saved by the bell!

Alan Eppes

What? So we'll just wait?

Charlie Eppes

Until they need me.

Alan Eppes

What are they gonna need you for?

Charlie Eppes

There's always something.

Amita Ramanujan

I didn't say it was rational, it just feels weird.

Charlie Eppes

My Dad knows you spend the night. That's never been weird.

Alan Eppes

Well, it's weird now, thank you very much.

Charlie Eppes

I'm in!

Alan Eppes

Oh yeah, you're in. But you must realise of course, that now you have to marry her.

Alan Eppes

"You know the first time my wife and I took charlie to the pediatrician for an earache, he wouldn't let the doctor examine his ear because he thought the doctor just might see the thinking in his head. The doctor declared him the second most stubborn kid he'd ever met."

Ian Edgerton

"and the first?"

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"Let me guess, Don?"

Alan Eppes

"You got it."

Charlie Eppes

I gotta go.

Alan Eppes

Clearance or no clearance, he still knows how to make an exit.

Alan Eppes

Listen, when you're done with that, would you mind looking at something for me?

Charlie Eppes

Yeah, sure, what is it?

Alan Eppes

My profile. I'm joining Facebook... Well, I figured, since I'm back in college I might as well hook up with some old friends, maybe even find some new ones. People with similar interests as mine.

Charlie Eppes

Intrests in what? High School Musical?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

[after the referee kicks him out] What did I say? All I did was calling him a black hole!

Alan Eppes

[realizing the unintended pun] You called him a black hole?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

A CalSci tradition holds, that the only way, you can turn a paper in late, is to make your way through this tunnels and find the way to the professors office.

Alan Eppes

Are you sure your compass works?

Alan Eppes

What am I missing? Do I have to wait for Larry King?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

The royal astronomical society published a paper recalculating the demise of the earth and shortening it's lifespan considerably.

Charlie Eppes

We still got another 7,59 billion years.

Alan Eppes

I'm a traditionalist. I like to get my news like a human being.

Amita Ramanujan

Yeah, I've seen the human being that gives this report. She makes Pamela Anderson look like a refugee.

Alan Eppes

I know, but she reads beautifully.

Charlie Eppes

[looking over Alans shoulder] Grow a ponytail?

Alan Eppes

Yeah. I found an old wish list.

Charlie Eppes

Who's? Steven Seagal's?