48 QUOTES

A character in Numb3rs

Alan Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Played by Judd Hirsch · 48 quotes · page 4 of 4

Played by Judd Hirsch

4th most-quoted character in Numb3rs: in 48 of its 348 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Eppes (19), Larry Fleinhardt (10), Don Eppes (9)

Scenes with Alan Eppes 36

Alan Eppes

Hey guys! Come on back in, half time is almost over.

RLProfessor Russell Lazlo

Ugh, football! Survival of the witless.

S6 E13 Devil Girl

In ancient india beards were held with such reverence, that they could be cut off and used as a form of payment.

Alan Eppes

That's alright, you can stay for free.

S6 E15 Growin' Up

Are you ready?

Alan Eppes

Are you kidding? Watching a son get married, I've been waiting for that a long time.