Charlie Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Charlie Eppes

[about old bills] There are four in one bag. Do you guys realise what the odds are here?

Colby Granger

No, but I'm guessing we're about to find out.

Charlie Eppes

[looking over Alans shoulder] Grow a ponytail?

Alan Eppes

Yeah. I found an old wish list.

Charlie Eppes

Who's? Steven Seagal's?

Charlie Eppes

Should I be worried, that a cloning expert is feeding my fish... with spices?

Yeah! I've glazed their food with carotenoid rich paprika. The genetically prone ones are gonna becoma a brilliant red.

Charlie Eppes

If the poor things don't die of indigestion first.

Amita Ramanujan

[after the TV gets blank] Ahm, Charlie!

Charlie Eppes

What?

Amita Ramanujan

The TV!

Ah, it's the cable, there's a... there's an intermittent where it hooks up in the garage.

Amita Ramanujan

I know.

Charlie Eppes

[sees the face she makes] I'll go fix it.

Larry Fleinhardt

[turning up from under a tent in Charlie's garage] Hello Charles.

Charlie Eppes

Larry? What are you doing here?

Larry Fleinhardt

Ah well, given the general detritus, the tent... i'd say the answer is fairly obvious. I've been squatting.

Mathematical Physics! Fun... so what's so important that you have to miss it?

Charlie Eppes

Ah, you know Amita and I have been offered visiting professorships at Cambridge. So we decided to move the wedding date up to today.

Ohohoh! [hugs Charlie]

Charlie Eppes

Thank you!

Ah, I wish I had a visiting professorship!