Christian, Principal Wentworth and others in “Oona Wentworth”

Christian

Sorry I'm late.

Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.

Christian

It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.

I'm confused. I thought you were his father.

Christian

I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.

Matt

I have two dads.

Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. Two dads. Emily Willis has two mommies. We're seeing more and more of this.

Christian

Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.

I understand.

Matt

They're not gay, Miss Wentworth. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.

Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.

Ava

It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.

You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.

OK, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.