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Nip/Tuck · Season 3, Episode 13

“Joy Kringle” quotes from Nip/Tuck

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“Joy Kringle” · Season 3, Episode 13

In this episode: Christian Troy (3), Matt (2), Liz (1)

JKJoy Kringle

With childhood obesity rates the way they are today, fat is not an image we want to promote any more. [Edit] It's our sincere hope that by the time your kids have kids, Doctor, Santa will no longer be thought of as the fat man. He'll be trim, tight and a little bit sexy.

What about the elves? I always thought it was indentured servitude. Are you going to do something about that?

The Messiah? Liz, I thought you were an athiest.

I kinda go on the wagon around the holidays. You miss out on too much good music if you don't.

You're not supposed to take it literally. The story is for kids. Jesus is Santa Claus for adults.

Not a bad way to spend the holidays.

Two single men, watching football, eating Chinese. That's America.

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