Friends, family, Art. You know, each and every one of us has some special qualities that make us different from everybody else. I suppose when we're all alone, we end up thinking that those qualities might make us unattractive. But you only have to look at Bull and Wanda to see that that's not true. Here are two people that were brought together because of their uniqueness, not in spite of it. Two people who may see the world differently from most, but it's just fine for each other. Two people whose uniqueness has made their love for each other that much more special. And now, it is my great pleasure to bring these two very special people together. Bull, Wanda, you have any vows you want to share?
Wanda, I promise to love you with all my heart, to share with you the secrets of my soul, and never to hog the sheets, even when my toes are frosty.
Ditto.
Wanda, do you take Bull as your husband, to love, to honor, and to cherish as long as you both shall live?
I do.
And Bull, do you take Wanda as your wife, to love and honor and cherish as long as you both shall live?
Okay.
Be there anyone here who knows any reason why these two should not be wed, let him speak now.
Or forever answer to me.
Then by the power vested in me by the State of New York, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the groom.
[like her new husband] Okay.
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