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S1 E15

Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Tony, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

[after the staff reads Dan's death threat, a bum walks into Harry's office, reaching into his coat]

TTony

I'm looking for Fielding...

IT'S HIM, HE'S GOT A GUN!

[He dives behind Harry's couch while Christine sprays the bum in the eyes]

Eat mace, bozo!

TTony

Ah, geez, lady, I'm a cop! [shows his badge]

You must be Detective Giuliano. I'm Judge Stone, the lump behind the couch is Dan Fielding. Of course you already met the lovely Christine Sullivan.

TTony

[still blinking off the mace] Charmed.

Well, what was I supposed to think? You have... doggie doo on your shoes.

TTony

I'm undercover, I put it there!

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