[after the staff reads Dan's death threat, a bum walks into Harry's office, reaching into his coat]
I'm looking for Fielding...
IT'S HIM, HE'S GOT A GUN!
[He dives behind Harry's couch while Christine sprays the bum in the eyes]
Eat mace, bozo!
Ah, geez, lady, I'm a cop! [shows his badge]
You must be Detective Giuliano. I'm Judge Stone, the lump behind the couch is Dan Fielding. Of course you already met the lovely Christine Sullivan.
[still blinking off the mace] Charmed.
Well, what was I supposed to think? You have... doggie doo on your shoes.
I'm undercover, I put it there!
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