You saved me by convincing him I was a... worthless, degenerate, piece of human... trash.
[everyone waits]
DRINKS ARE ON ME!
The man is proud of it.
Tell you one thing he's not very proud of: his name. You know he changed it?
Oh, yeah. We met his parents, we know his name used to be Ellmore.
Oh, not just his last name, his first name too.
You mean's Dan's name isn't "Dan"?
No, it's...
Uh, Ernie? Pal, buddy, friend? [makes a slashing motion across his neck]
[smiles] ...Reinhold.
"Reinhold"?
[N.B. Dan's real name was actually revealed in the Season 3 finale, "Hurricane: Part 2", a reference to Reinhold Weege, the show's creator.]
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