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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan, Harry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mr. Shibata was caught "rolling for dollars" with these three rarely-upstanding women.

All three? That's illegal... and quite impressive.

When he was apprehended, he had a fifty-gallon drum of soy sauce, and they were in the middle of something called the "Sukiyaki Slam-Bam."

Uh, sir, while neighbors and adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that...

DHDan/Harry/Mac

SEVEN HOURS?

[Mr. Shibata bows; Mac, Harry, and Dan all bow lower.]

My God, man, how do you do it?

SMr. Shibata

[thumps his chest] Every day, I swim ten miles, eat one hundred oysters, and sit in a barrel of pickle brine!

[to stenographer] You got that? [she nods]

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