[on Christine's first day as a judge, Bull brings in the next defendant, who is sobbing piteously]
Please, let me go! Let me out of here!
Sir, please calm down. You're among friends. Friends who wear badges, and search your body cavities, but friends nonetheless.
You don't understand, this is a mistake, please, somebody help me!
Oh, don't worry, sir, I'll help you!
[everyone stares at her]
I-I mean, I'll do everything in my power to see that you receive a fair trial. Um, Mr. Prosecutor?
Yes, Your Honor, Ye Olde Town Crier here robbed yon convenience store, and stuffed the booty in his jerkin, forsooth.
I'm sorry, I just haven't had a square meal in days, and when I saw all that food in the window, I snapped.
Oh, you poor thing!
Oh yes, the poor thing almost had to eat the shotgun he had with him!
You had a shotgun?
A little one.
The term is "sawed-off"!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Night Court quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Night Court pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.