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S1 E15

Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan, Roz and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

I haven't had sex in two weeks. It's 3:00 in the morning, and I don't have a date...

[He begins looking obsessively around the cafeteria.]

Roz

Run for your lives, girls!

[All females flee the cafeteria. Dan still looks around obsessively.]

Harry

Better safe than sorry, guys!

[All males flee.]

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