This doesn't sound like a simple case of indigestion to me. In my opinion, you should see a doctor right away.
[confused] Well, you're a doctor, aren't you?
Gynecologist. [Dan bursts out laughing.] Come on, you people are lucky I happened to be eating in that place.
Well, I appreciate the help, Doc, but you're a little out of your league, aren't you?
Let's just say his league has a lower strike zone. [laughs] I'm sorry, it was so easy.
How often do you get these pains, Judge?
Oh, every now and then.
Once a week, once a day...?
You ought to let him know when they're five minutes apart, Harry. [laughs] This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
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