Who have we got here?
You tell him. [nudges his client]
I am known by many names.
Pick one and tell it to the judge.
I've been called the Final Cause, the Supreme Judge, the Infinite Spirit but you can just call me God.
[to Lana] You've been saving this one for me, haven't you?
[Lana nods]
I chose to manifest myself in this form because I didn't want my presence to be noticed.
Good choice.
To what do we owe this visit?
The ways of the Lord surpass thine understanding. Unto mankind, my ways are wondrous strange.
I give. How strange?
He trashed a diner.
Any particular reason?
Your Honor, the defendant went into Blumberg's Coffee Shop and there he said unto Blumberg: "Give me an egg salad sandwich for though I have no cash you and all your descendants will be blessed."
It's better when I do it.
Blumberg was unimpressed and told him to leave. And then he told Blumberg to be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words.
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