Yeah, people.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Sup, big man?!
We got the invitation.
You're Mayim Bialik. TV's Blossom is in our courtroom.
Can we not make a big deal out of it? I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like any other five time Emmy-nominated actress with a PhD.
We are so excited to welcome you into our social circle.
Well, I'm so excited to be welcomed.
Okay. I'm just gonna shoot my shot. Is there any chance you'd...
Wanna do the Blossom opening credits dance with you? Do you have any idea how many people asked me to do that? Zero. I'd love to.
The "A" is for "asshat"!
Time served.
Okay. Second love. Lady justice.
Nope. Love vomited. She got love vomited.
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Hello. Welcome to Night Court. Who brings you in tonight?
Only if they can find it.
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This is nice. Just the boys.
And you ruined it.
Straighten your ties and cover your thighs.
Not tonight.
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