Which briefcase should I buy?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Judge, I’m gonna say something because I need to get fired. Emily Blunt was a better Mary Poppins.
(overly dramatic) You are so fired!!
I'm sorry for bursting your bubble.
Dan, your clients in the next case wanted to talk to you.
BWBob Wheeler
Mr. Fielding, we meet again.
[he’s heard a voice he really didn’t wanna hear] If I don’t turn around, are they really there? [he turns around and grunts in annoyance] Bob and June Wheeler.
[Thunder and lightning outside]
What the hell? It’s not even raining.
[A thunder crash sound effect is heard.]
Okay, that was inside thunder.
We have tickets to the Rangers game.
I really like him. And he's just a duke.
Trust me, it's not just the waiters.
And who are the tenants?
Okay. Fine. But this is the last time.
Oh, get it, table.
Let's get their DNA.
The answer is right here in this envelope.
[first lines]
So, how did this happen?
Alright. case dismissed.
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