Abby Stone quotes from Night Court (2023)

Abby

Wow, that was a tricky clasp.

Abby

Hey, everyone, I'm glad you're all here. There's something I wanted to talk to you about. Is it about where you're hiding the treats?

Abby

Alright, everybody, it's court o'clock, and you made it during Abby Hour. All decisions half-price.

Abby

I'm going to be honest. I don't care about garlic or virgins. But I am very excited to hear that the Barenaked Ladies are back together. At the end of the day, you 2 found someone who accepts you for who you are. That's special and worth fighting for. And since this is your first offense, the state is willing to drop the charges if you agree to couples counseling. Before you say "no", remember, you're only one "yes" away from the rest of your life.

Abby

Okay, my presentation materials are running a little bit late, but I think we should just dive in. My first slide was a word cloud which I will now describe from memory.

Abby

Where is my gavel?

Abby

It's not so bad. We're making it work.

Abby

Don't listen to him. You're gonna love it here.

Abby

$7.00 and time served.

Abby

Heather, so glad you're here! Take 5, everybody.

Abby

I'm sorry you're sad.

Abby

Another early one. All thanks to Wyatt!

Abby

Maybe work in a lag day.

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I'm sorry for bursting your bubble.

Abby

We have tickets to the Rangers game.