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Wyatt Shaw quotes from Night Court (2023)

Played by Nyambi Nyambi · 11 quotes

Wyatt Shaw

3rd most-quoted character in Night Court (2023): in 11 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Dan Fielding (2)

Lines by Wyatt Shaw 6

Scenes with Wyatt Shaw 5

[Gurgs unleashes a swarm of bees into the courtroom to cause a delay]

BFBeats-Fresh

Yo! Where did that box of bees come from?!

KEKyle Eh

I counted 10, 20, 25, 30! Do I hear 40? 40 bees!

Wyatt

I should’ve asked more questions about the box!

Wyatt

Oh Gurgs, glad you’re here. Had a thought. Next time you call it “the box”, maybe add “of bees”, because some of us are pretty allergic.

GGurgs

Those were circus bees who gave up their stingers for a life in the theater. What kind of courthouse do you think I run?

Wyatt

Well that explains why they were making fun shapes, but that’s all it explains.

Wyatt

Judge, I’m gonna say something because I need to get fired. Emily Blunt was a better Mary Poppins.

(overly dramatic) You are so fired!!

Wyatt

Dan, your clients in the next case wanted to talk to you.

BWBob Wheeler

Mr. Fielding, we meet again.

[he’s heard a voice he really didn’t wanna hear] If I don’t turn around, are they really there? [he turns around and grunts in annoyance] Bob and June Wheeler.

[Thunder and lightning outside]

Wyatt

What the hell? It’s not even raining.

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