Wyatt ShawHey, everyone!
A character in Night Court (2023)
Played by Nyambi Nyambi
Night Court (2023) · 110 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Night Court (2023): in 11 of its 110 quotes
Most scenes with: Dan Fielding (2)
Wyatt ShawHey, everyone!
Wyatt ShawI'm standing right here.
Wyatt ShawI'm in the show!
Wyatt ShawSo I've heard.
[A thunder crash sound effect is heard.]
Wyatt ShawOkay, that was inside thunder.
Wyatt ShawNailed it again, judge.
[Gurgs unleashes a swarm of bees into the courtroom to cause a delay]
Yo! Where did that box of bees come from?!
I counted 10, 20, 25, 30! Do I hear 40? 40 bees!
WyattI should’ve asked more questions about the box!
WyattOh Gurgs, glad you’re here. Had a thought. Next time you call it “the box”, maybe add “of bees”, because some of us are pretty allergic.
Those were circus bees who gave up their stingers for a life in the theater. What kind of courthouse do you think I run?
WyattWell that explains why they were making fun shapes, but that’s all it explains.
WyattJudge, I’m gonna say something because I need to get fired. Emily Blunt was a better Mary Poppins.
(overly dramatic) You are so fired!!
WyattDan, your clients in the next case wanted to talk to you.
Mr. Fielding, we meet again.
[he’s heard a voice he really didn’t wanna hear] If I don’t turn around, are they really there? [he turns around and grunts in annoyance] Bob and June Wheeler.
[Thunder and lightning outside]
WyattWhat the hell? It’s not even raining.
[first lines]
Wyatt ShawThis is nice. Just the boys.
And you ruined it.
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