You're Canadian?
I am?
Not you, sir. Him.
Oh no. Dave? He's from the Midwest, the heart of America where the real Americans live. You're as American as apple pie, aren't you, Dave?
Yeah.
Then what is this all about?
What's what all ab- uh... What's what?
You're afraid to say it, aren't you.
No.
Yes, you are.
No.
Yes, you are. If you have nothing to hide, say "about".
No.
Say it.
No.
Say "out".
No.
House. Couch.
Your honor, I plead the fifth.
I don't know if you have that right.
I do too, eh.
Oh my God.
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