[imitating Steve Urkel] "Did I do that?"
I'm sorry, did you just say you were working on that?
It's Urkel!
Urkel?
[chuckling] Urkel.
Urkel, Jess?
It's funny.
Okay, look, it is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.
SWSchmidt and Winston
No, it's not.
But Urkel?!
Come on.
Not even in my darkest moments did I do Urkel.
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