[After Nick told Jess that they wouldn't be doing Thanksgiving]
I'm just cooking dinner for you guys... and Paul.
What?
What?
Hmm? What?
Did you say "and Paul"? Who's Paul? Did you invite somebody named Paul to our house?
Yes, I did. I asked someone out.
Asked someone out?
Jess, be honest—is the turkey named Paul?
It's a real guy. And he teaches at my school. And he's really, really hot! And the turkey is named Hank. Hanksgiving.
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