So, how did it go with Faymen?
Something tells me he doesn't like me. Actually, it was him.
You just have to get to know each other, find out what you guys have in common. You both read. There's something. And I like him, and it's important that my best friend likes him.
Fine.
And got a little treat for you.
75 dollars to super nail salon and day spa?
My aunt gave it to me and it expires today. We can get manicures, get our faces scrubbed.
EHHH!
Guys get manicures all the time.
Then ask Faymen.
He's got a big soccer practice tonight. Did you know he's like some big soccer prodigy in Brazil?
Then I suggest you ask a girl.
Of Course. I'll just ask...[crickets chirping] You know, I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call...[owl hooting] I'm the captain of the volleyball team. I'll just get one of my friends on the team to go.
[High-pitched scream]
My Pen! My Lucky Pen's gone! GG-GG! I ACED 5 tests with that pen and now I'M GONNA FLUNK and be a flunky.
[ringing bells]
OK. Let's split up. Cooke, you stay here, look for your stupid pen! Ned, you go to study hall, make friends with Faymen.
AAH!
I'll go to practice and find a girl to go to the spa with.
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