(runs to the bathroom) Do not go in there!
I'm dead. How am I going to dance with Vanessa and Lisa at the same time?
Wait for a merengue song, keep spinning, and hope for the best.
Where's Suzie?
She's with Jock.
No! She's supposed to be with me, to kiss!
[Ned farts and poops in the bathroom]
(groans)
That's it! I'm calling for help!
[Moze dials and calls for help]
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