Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
It is just a movie, Tony.
How dare you? [puts down popcorn and hands Ziva a drink] Is Mickey just a mouse? Ringling Brothers just a circus?
Yes.
[chuckles] Well, you see, that's why you don't have any friends.
I do have friends!
Really? Then what are you doing with me, watching a movie on a Friday night at work? Huh?
You are my friend.
Really?
No. My date canceled.
Mine, too. [They smile and begin to watch The Black Pirate]
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