[He is inside the van] Last one to use the van should have to clean it out. Should be a rule.
There is.
Well, who was the last one to use it?
You were.
[Laughs] I don't think so, 'cause it smells like falafels and I know a certain back-up probie agent that smells a little falafely. You wanna' help?
Sure.
Thank you.
[Kicks the trash can over to Tony and walks over to Damon Werth]
Probie?
Yeah, I'm in the process of becoming a sworn NCIS agent.
Don't you have to be an American citizen to join a federal agency?
I'm also in the process of becoming an American citizen.
And I thought you had to be a legal resident for, you know...
[Interrupting] There are a few strings being tugged.
Pulled. Pull strings.
Tug heart strings.
The heart has strings?
According to poets.
Don't confuse the girl. Taken a lot of marionetting to get her this far.
And who's the puppet master?
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