Fruit of the month might be good. Maybe a foot massager.
Tony, I never pegged you as a catalog shopper.
Well, that's because I'm not, tiny Tim, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I took these from my neighbor's doorstep.
You stole them?
The doorstep is considered a common area. I would never steal mail, that's a federal offense. Oh! Hold the phone Malone! A little bit of lingerie! Nice! What do you get for the shrew who has everything?
Is this for the secret Santa?
How did I end up with Dolores Brahmstead from Human Resources? She's a miserable grinch of a woman.
I can't argue with you there. I once wished her a happy Valentine's Day and she claimed sexual harassment.
Have you ever seen her smile?
No.
Stop it both of you! She is a single, middle aged, lonely woman. Have some compassion!
It must be tough, living up there on Mount Crumpet. Plotting to take Christmas away from poor Cindy Loo Who.
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