[catches Ziva laughing at a reality TV show] I thought this show was just mindless entertainment?
It's called research, Tony, and I am merely looking for a lead.
Well, this is just the beginning. Before you know it, you'll be sitting at home, eating a large box of chocolates, watching the Food Network on your 50 inch plasma.
We're not all so easily corrupted. Take McGee for example. He's been raised in America for his entire life and he barely turns the television on. Tell him, McGee!
Yeah, tell him, McGee.
Well, it depends on what you consider rarely. I might watch 20 minutes here or there.
Tell her what you do the rest of the time, probie.
That's not TV.
He pretends to be a fairy in an online computer game.
[shocked]
It's an elf lord.
[laughing] Whatever.
Keller didn't commit suicide, he was murdered. [looks at Ziva and Tony] What the hell are you two doing?! Find out why!
Boss, I think I might have something.
...Are you waiting for me to guess, elf lord?
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