So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
Do I look like DiNozzo?
Not funny, boss. Besides I can open a chastity belt.
Did you ever see one? Mine's awesome, eighteenth century French.
You have a chastity belt?
So much more information than I need to know about Abby.
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