Fell asleep working on your boat again?
Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
Boss, I know the farm report when I hear it.
“Left For Dead” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (9), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (8), Abby Sciuto (1)
So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
Do I look like DiNozzo?
Not funny, boss. Besides I can open a chastity belt.
Did you ever see one? Mine's awesome, eighteenth century French.
You have a chastity belt?
So much more information than I need to know about Abby.
Tests? On a Navy ship?
If I heard there were gonna be tests on a Navy ship you think we'd still be standing here?
Oh, forgot. Your minds work concurrently.
You remember when I stayed with you that time when it didn't really go so well.
Yeah, I remember, DiNozzo.
Well, I was younger then, immature, a little unfocused.
It was six months ago, Tony.
[on cell phone] No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she's still dead. No, Kate, no. Our priority is finding the bomb. [closes phone] She's bonded.
Kate and Jane Doe?
Oh yeah. She hasn't even questioned her yet, 'Her eyes they just pleaded for help'.
Love that look in a woman.
EExecutive
Please tell me Suzanne is not dead.
Suzanne is not dead.
EExecutive
[stops typing]
Woops.
Big woops.
DDetective
You're telling me the suits from Hoover didn't save The Man? [referring to the President, as seen in "Yankee White"]
Hell no it was N-C-I-us.
DDetective
Not according to the TV reports.
When do they get it right?
We gotta do something, boss.
Have you ever made a mistake, Tony?
According to you or me?
You.
Yeah.
Could anyone make you feel better?
No.
What is it with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF...and their all "B's"!
I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS!
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