[about his Secret Santa] She wants me to meet her at six o'clock on Christmas Eve.
To exchange gifts?
Or wrap me in a cocoon of ivy and suck the Christmas joy out of me.
Okay, I'm going to say this again: she's probably someone who just lacks social skills, so be nice! Get her something special. Kill her with kindness.
Or with a stake of holly through the heart.
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