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S4 E5

NCIS · Season 4, Episode 5

Tony, Ziva and others in “Dead And Unburied”

Much better. Before I smelled like dirt and sweat. Now I smell like dirt, sweat..[looks at bottle label]...and sandalwood.

[enters building] Good morning! [spots Tony at her desk] What are you doing at my desk?

Couldn't find my deodorant so I used yours.

No you didn't.

Yeah we're partners. What's the big deal?

A hair! [throws bottle into her trashcan]

Come on. You attach electrodes to men's testicles and you're getting squeamish about a hair? I'm not gonna feel bad. Those ground radar techs didn't show 'till dawn. McGee and I watched the sunrise together. It was very Brokeback Mountain.

He had me at "howdy."

How romantic. I'm sorry I missed it.

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