Apologize.
For what?
For being you.
Sweetheart, if I had a dollar for every time I'd done that, I'd be loaded.
“Royals and Loyals” · Season 8, Episode 4
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ziva David (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1)
What?
I'm just watching the pheromones ooze from your body.
I do not see anything.
That's because they're invisible. It's just a musky scent given off to attract the opposite sex.
Now you're being ridiculous.
Oh, no. It's true. Think about it: first you had your little Miami vice, now Prince Albert in a can. Oh, they can't help it. You're just a walking Israeli love machine.
[speaking of the British liaison officer to the U.S. Navy] He is charming.
What is it with chicks and Brits? Jagger, Bono, Beatles, Bond.
I am not into bondage, I can assure you.
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack!
Why would anyone leave a needle in a stack of hay anyway?
Oh, Lord.
Hey, boss, good news: a guy fitting Malloy's description just paid cash for a ticket to Glasgow.
RMRoyal Marine/MI6 agent Major Malloy
It wasn't me.
Gibbs, where did you find him?
I didn't. He found me. Ziva, you watch him. You watch him like Syria, not Switzerland.
Tony, I have a question.
Shoot.
If and when you meet my friend, and I emphasize 'if', what will you say?
Be careful. [chuckles insecurely] Um, handle with care; contents priceless.
Goodnight, Tony.
Goodnight, Ziva.
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