Ziva and Tony in “Royals and Loyals”

Ziva

What?

Tony

I'm just watching the pheromones ooze from your body.

Ziva

I do not see anything.

Tony

That's because they're invisible. It's just a musky scent given off to attract the opposite sex.

Ziva

Now you're being ridiculous.

Tony

Oh, no. It's true. Think about it: first you had your little Miami vice, now Prince Albert in a can. Oh, they can't help it. You're just a walking Israeli love machine.

Ziva

[speaking of the British liaison officer to the U.S. Navy] He is charming.

Tony

What is it with chicks and Brits? Jagger, Bono, Beatles, Bond.

Ziva

I am not into bondage, I can assure you.