“Hide and Seek” · Season 6, Episode 19
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (3)
This reminds me of the forests I used to have fun in as a child.
I find that hard to believe.
What, that Israel had forests?
No, that you had fun as a child.
[laughs] Oh, sure. My father used to blindfold us, take us to the middle of the forest, and then we had to find our way out by ourselves.
I stand corrected.
McGee, do you have any idea what world of pain these kids will be in when their dads get home? You ever see The Great Santini?
Don't need to see it - I lived it.
Okay, the victim, Leonard Caswell, postal worker. He was shot at point blank range by Robert Perry. It's kind of funny; a non-postal worker going postal on a postal worker. Not funny like, ha-ha funny, but funny like comically absurdly amusing funny. Like irony, comedy is very subjective.
How was the pawn shop?
I hit a stone wall.
It's a brick wall.
No, it was a stone wall. I backed up too quickly.
Abs, music?
I know. I can barely stand it. I can't focus, it's effecting my cognitive function, I'm getting agitated. It's not for me. It's for them. [indicating maggots in a jar] I'm playing classical music for babies. It's supposed to increase their spatiotemporal reasoning and increase intelligence. [sighs] If I keep listening to this, I'm gonna turn into a psycho killer.
I can find an H-waffle double zigzag waffle, I can find a double zigzag H-waffle double zigzag, but not a zigzag double H-waffle zigzag.
I see a fish riding a unicorn.
[imitating Gibbs] Gear up!
You're not Gibbs.
[imitating Gibbs] There's a gun found at a Navy base housing.
Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A: There are thousands of guns on a Navy base..
..and B: You're not Gibbs.
Ok, what if I told you that the base MP's gave me the gun to test.
Doesn't warrant a team call-out. [Ziva and Tony shake their heads in unison]
And the gun was found under a kid's bed. And, it was loaded.
Still does not warrant a call-out.
[Abby drinks from Gibbs' coffee cup and gags]
And it was recently fired.
It's not a call-out!
[walking into the office] You heard the lady. Gear up!
They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip. [hands coffee to Gibbs] Only you can drink the swill.
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