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NCIS · Season 6, Episode 10

“Road Kill” quotes from NCIS

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“Road Kill” · Season 6, Episode 10

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1)

[Tony has taken his picture on his computer]

I'm not even going to ask.

Allow me. [To Tony] What are you doing, Tony?

Best deep in thought face.

I guess there's a first time for everything.

[As the computer displays his picture] Nailed it. All right, Strawdog24. Beat this one. [Puts it on the webpage] Yeah, baby.

[Reading the website name] Ibeatyou.com. The place to compete online with anyone at anything.

Yeah. It's very fun. Very addictive. Look at this guy. Best air guitar. Look at that guy. Best "do the Hustle." [McGee walks back to his desk] I mean, you name it, they got it.

The Hustle?

The Hustle. Saturday Night Fever? Travolta. [Mimics dancing in his chair]

[Laughs sarcastically] What is the point?

What is the point of any dance? It's about letting loose. It's, you know, having a good time.

I meant the web site, Tony.

It's... fun. It is... amusement. Light-hearted pleasure.

I know what you're doing. I know how to have fun, Tony.

Really? Do tell.

The Hustling and the deep thinking photos. Those are all just, you know. Child's play. Tell him, McGee. [Tony looks over in McGee's direction, as does Ziva. Both look at him oddly] McGee?

[Cut to McGee making a contorted face]

[on the same web site] Uh, I'm just working on my best psycho face here.

It's not bad, Probie. Just need to work a little bit more with the eyebrow. See what I'm saying? [Holds his hand in front of McGee as he continues making the contorted look] See how that reads? See that?

[With contorted face] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you want.

Would you two like some time alone together?

MOMan on Ship

You the Navy Cops?

Yeah, my seahorse is double-parked outside. You ought to see the lights.

I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shemer Rubenstein.

Sounds like a real stud.

One punch and it was over.

What did Shemer Rubenstein do to deserve the wrath of Ziva?

He said he liked me.

Look, everybody enjoys a good book, but don't you ever have the urge to just act a little...

Childish?

Silly. Stupid. Brainless.

Like you?

Exactly.

Tony, you and I come from two totally different places. In my world, you grow up. Fast. You have no choice.

Now you do.

Way to go McGee. Taking down the Fight Club champ. I'm almost impressed.

Well, I would be to, except he fell over and hit his head while he was trying to get away.

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