I love you, McGee. Not like "love you" love you. Not that I don't love you, because I do, kind of. You know, like the way I love puppies.
I could have done without that comparison.
But I love puppies.
“Trojan Horse” · Season 4, Episode 23
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (2), Abby Sciuto (2), Ducky Mallard (1), Jenny Shepard (1)
[calling from Paris] Is the agency intact?
I cut it up into small bitsy pieces and sold it to the three-letter boys.
[Ducky is ascertaining how the victim died]
Maybe he died of embarrassment when he couldn't pay the cab fare.
[Gibbs is walking towards the crime scene]
Hey! I win the pool!
Wait a minute. How did you figure that?
I predicted Gibbs would last four days as Director before reverting to working a case.
[...]
So, uh, Director, does that mean you're...
I'm heading the investigation. [Ducky walks past them] Hey, Duck! You win the pool.
Yes! Thank you Jethro! [McGee stares at him]
And I didn't do anything wrong, McGee.
JKJoe Kelly
I can go?
[walks in] You can go to the head or our conference room.
KKelly
[points to Tony] He said I could leave!
Well, what I say doesn't count when the Boss is here.
KKelly
Like me when the wife is around.
They're questioning the validity of my ballistics!
Scaletti's lawyers are desperate. They're desperate. They're like drowning men grasping...
...at thin polystyrene tubes?
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