Skydiving sounds fun. Sky crashing, not so much.
S1 E13The Walking Dead
S1 E14Careful What You Wish For
Know that joke? "How can you tell a politician is lying?"
"His lips are moving."
That's it. Save yourself some embarrassment.
Everyone always accuses me of running. But there is a difference between running and putting something behind you!
There is. But if you keep avoiding that something, people still wonder if you have your track pants and jogging shoes on.
Merri, how I see this space: it's my temple. And all who enter here are afforded solace and protection. And that goes for both the dead as well as the living.
"Lab assistant" is not cool!
S1 E15Le Carnaval de la Mort
Or how 'bout I tell her my most vivid Mardi Gras memory. Where a king cake was delivered to our house, and the prize inside -- a severed finger. Good times. You still think she'll think of you as her grandpapa when she knows that?!
CPCassius Pride
People think of you less as my son and more as a man of judgment.
Double-edged sword, being a cop: you know when people are lying to you.
Sounds like a fraternity kegger where everyone overindulges in cutesy drinks and nipple flashing.
S1 E16My Brother's Keeper
RPRoss P.
Oh, sure thing, you know. I'll just, I'll just step on out and get my cell phone a ring-a-ding-ding. Hold up, hold up. What's that? Oh, I'm still in prison? Oh. I'm still in prison.
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off teenage drug dealer.
Stealing from foster kids. That's "klassy" with a K, my friend.
So, even though we've identified the vehicle, I kept trying to reconstruct that headlight. But, of course, I got nowhere cuz it's like trying to put together one of those crazy thousand piece puzzles where the whole image is just one color. I mean, give me a point of reference on those, you know, like a fire hobgoblin, or a... basilisk. Something to- [At Pride's hard look] A basilisk is a reptilian monster that petrifies with a single gaze.
A gaze like this?
Yeah, you... you got it down.
When we get back you can tell me what the Hell a fire hobgoblin is.
Most dangerous of all the hobgoblins. Thought it was obvious.
S1 E17More Now
I'm not LaSalle, I know we don't share any kind of past. I just want you to know I've got your back.
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