I thought I was buying you dinner?
SJSpecial Agent John Russo
Saved you the receipt!
S2 E22Help Wanted
I'm clean! I reinvented myself.
Oh, is that why you've been missing all those meetings with your probation officer?
S2 E23The Third Man
[on the former Marine he hired] Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!
After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!
[on two foreign operatives posing as husband and wife] It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!
Since when do we threaten family members?
RRusso
Since they started decapitating people.
Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?
Roll Tide!
S2 E24Sleeping with the Enemy
[hugging Percy tightly] I'm glad you didn't die.
You're an ass!
RRusso
I'm a patriot. Just not for your side.
[on a pen that's actually a stun gun] Am I supposed to write for help?
[regarding Russo] He makes a Boy Scout look corrupt!
You hired a new bar manager just in time to become Mr. Fix-it at home!
S3 E2Suspicious Minds
You good, King?
Dandy.
S3 E3Man on Fire
The fastest way to get Gregorio and the FBI back to DC is to root out the cartel, and the fastest way to do that is to work together.
When you guys finish a case, doesn't it get reviewed?
Pride reviews it.
Right. But who reviews him?
Girl, I give you a week.
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