You know, the goal here was to look like a Hollywood hipster. Ensemble you got going, it's like Gap threw up some Hot Topic. Definitely not hip.
Yeah, well, it takes a special kind of guy to wear jeans that skinny.
They're tight. I mean, they're real tight. They're tight because I need my space. You know what I mean? Tight in all the right places.
And yet you still found room to hide your gun.
They're like Archie and Edith.
It's more like Archie and Meathead.
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